Religious Right activists have long campaigned against the Girl Scouts of the USA, and pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner of Generations Radio have now joined in by urging listeners not to purchase Girl Scout cookies. “Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” Swanson said. “Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies.” Swanson argued that the “wicked” Girl Scouts are promoting “lesbianism” and abortion, calling the cookies “food offered to idols.”
“And that’s also the reason why people would be wrong to vote for Hillary Clinton,” Swanson then abruptly shifted his rhetoric. “Because, if you vote for her, you’re effectively sentencing your daughters to become lesbians someday. That’s what Hillary Clinton is doing, her entire policy is focused on empowering women and shifting the balance of power in America from men to women. And if you think about it, lesbianism is the perfect way to do that. Well, other than the fact that she herself is straight. Or is she?”
Swanson also warned that “if Hillary Clinton becomes the first female president of the United States, all the girls are going to want to be tomboys after that. And since we’re already experiencing the consequences of so-called ‘girl power’ in America, having a woman president would be the ultimate victory for lesbians throughout the country. It would be an even greater victory for LGBT people than what happened in 2008, when Obama came along. During his term, same-sex marriage was brought into law. What do you think is going to happen with Hillary as president?”
“Who’s to say she’s not secretly hosting lesbian orgies at her home when Bill’s not around?” he added. “I mean, we have tons of arguments that support that. Most importantly, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Her husband cheated on her with a younger, more beautiful woman. She has every reason to want to get back at all the men of the world, starting with the ones in her own country.”
“She has been a symbol for strong women for years, so let’s not allow her to become a symbol for the downfall of men. The Girl Scouts are a lesbian organization, Hillary Clinton is a soon-to-be-out-of-the-closet lesbian herself. To all the men in America I say, let us prevent the lesbianisation of our country” Swanson concluded.