While ISIS has not specifically threatened to dress NFL players in Islamic garb during their violent messages to America, Mr. Poe sees redecorating the NFL as “ISIS’s most obvious next move.”
“Anybody in their right mind can find the insurmountable flaws latent in President Obama’s proposed strategy against ISIS, even those of us who haven’t yet heard the proposed strategy.”
After the surgery, Nizewitz plans to debut her new genitalia on the videogame “Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2” for Sega Dreamcast.
Dr. Jonah Kershner, a leading researcher at the Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan, stated, “I’m astonished by how many people can fit inside of an ice bucket.”
In a statement released Friday, Mr. Kim denied having ever invited Pope Francis to the launch party, and stated the launch of the missiles had nothing to do with Pope Francis’ visit to the South.
Perhaps the only thing worse than The Wall Street Journal is that film starring Tim Allen, ‘Shaggy Dog.’ ”
Doctors believe that this is because teenagers do crazy things, oftentimes without a helmet.
In addition to rats, Arnold’s alleged victims include mice, cockroaches, stinkbugs, weevils, and at least one syphilitic horse.