“Our values and standards are better reflected in our new offering of this handsome ring featuring the striking image of a burning cross. Get yours today!”
Kuster is one ugly woman. Put her and Garcia in bikinis and stand them next to each other, this race is over.
“We should put Wendy Davis’ vagina in charge of the Ebola outbreak,”
Rule 12, Section 3, Article 1 (d) which states, “Players are prohibited from engaging in any celebrations or demonstrations while on the ground unless they are specifically Christian in nature.”
“Obviously, anybody who brings a gun into my restaurant is trying to make my place of business a safer environment for me and my customers,” he added. “That’s worth a few bucks.”
“But now, I get it. They all just want to shoot me,” he added. “That I can understand.”
“Let Joan Rivers’ death stand for life,” he declared. “It is what she would have wanted had she not been dead.”
“And what about men who sing in the shower? We all know what they’re really doing in there, doesn’t that make those sperms every bit as human as the men themselves?”